hi ok i apologize in advance for not makin this a readmore but im on my phone!!! im sorry pls dont unfollow me i just wanted to like make a dream journal entry bcus i cant find mine and i want to write it down before i forget it. i just had like the best fucking dream that i have ever had in like my entire life and its awesome because it was soooo vivid and really really good and realistic although i probably portrayed everyone wrong in my subconcious LOL
okay so like i went to bed at like 7 in the morning right cus like i kinda like was rly high on concerta and shit (again) last night but anyways thats not the point. the point is i just got up about 45 minutes ago if ur reading this post as im posting it right? (although none of my followers r probably gonna be awake i mean who could blame them?? who gets up at like 9 in the morning on a summer day idek not me unless u stayed up all night [if u did that without medication i give u props ok cus thats really really hard] but anyways this isnt the point) so that means i had like maybe an hour of sleep? an hour and a half idk somewhere in there anyways it felt like fucking 16-24 hours and im sooo fucking happy about it like i dont think you understand. the best time of my life was a dream dont you think thats kind of sad? whatever idrc because im super happy and i love the universe and i just want to like hug everything omg its so beautiful u v u i should go to bed high more often dude i cant even express to you in words how real and great this dream was… i just want to like hold it forever ok well id better write it down then emily u dummy!!! ok ok ok so here goes idk the beginning isnt all that happy but i guess the ending is soo ya u gotta wait for it to get good
so like it was like almost sunrise when i went to bed right but not quite… so ya anyways it was almost sunrise and i probably fell asleep immediately because i needed the sleep though i wasnt tired at all, but ya so i woke up right and i smelled something like really gross. so i sit up and its my sheets they smelled like gross sweat and like boy stink but they dont look like my sheets?? theyre all like sandy and theyre white not purple and ya so i think my mom must have put me on like the guest bed or something with dirty sheets when i was asleep. then i realize its almost sunset so im like wow i must have slept the whole day!! i hope my moms not mad at me i wonder why she changed me to the guest bedroom? and so i notice its like really dark in there and the only light is the tv from the other side of the room and i can hear it talking like really softly and the only working light in our guest bed is a lamp thats like a mile away from the bed so i put my foot out to step away from my bed and then theres like a huge crunchhhh under my foot and i realize i just stepped on a soda can?? and then im like wtf is a soda can doing out here me and my friend max only come out here to use the bomb shelter and then like i look at the floor and theres no carpeting its just hardwood so i begin to peice together that im not in my house. right after i figure that out i put on my glasses (im blind as a bat dude it fucken sucks) and i can see that like whoever was sitting in the chair in front of the tv like swivels around really quickly and is all like “oh youre up.” then they just turn around and like keep talking on the computer. and im like what the fuck who is that but i still cant really see their face cus its like silhouetted by like the tv behind them? but then i realize its not a tv its actually a computer monitor and the guy is talking to someone and so of course i start listening!! cus im a nosy motherfucker lmao and so then i just like hear the voice and im like “i know this person!!” and then i hear him laugh and im like “oooh its landon” and then im like “oh ok this is all totally normal inside my head” i guess idk it just never registered to me that it was weird that i went to bed in florida and woke up in virginia?? i like wasnt surprised at all i was just like happy that i was seeing him i guess i have no idea what was going on i thought i was actually awake and it seemed so real and ive never had a dream like that! and so then i like went over to him and gave him a hug and im like who are you talking to?? and hes like “my girlfriend” and im like um?? hello im right here and hes oh uh ya hi i meant like a girl and a friend and im like um ok then im going to go get something to drink cus i had mad drymouth and hes like umm ok and just like turned back to his computer like he didnt really care and im like um ok then gosh!! and so then like i went downstairs (dont ask me how i knew like the layout of his house i have no idea it was just like my friend madisons house that was almost the only 2 story big house that ive ever really been to so i guess thats why i knew the layout, ive kind of always had it in my head that landon had like a big house) and like ok so then i went downstairs and looked at their fucking fridge and all they had was motherfucking like orange fanta. thats it. fucking orange fanta. i hate fanta. anyways he came downstairs like a couple minutes after i had been looking for something other than orange fanta and he tossed me the keys and hes like “you can drive right” and im like uh ya?? and hes like “ok well get in the car, ill tell you where to go” and so then i gt up and went to the car and he told me to take I-78 until we get to south carolina and im like what the fuck ok but where are we going and he just loke mumbled under his breath like “heroinman” and im like awww ya cus heroinmans like this guy whos has tons of drugs who supposedly lives near him and then i was like wait y we going to fucken south carolina?? and hes all like youll see and im like umm okay then!! so we drive for like 5 hours to get to this house in the middle of fucking nowhere and its like huge but its kinda trashed cus theres bottles everywhere and an ok looking couch outside that like upside down and ruined and im like what the fuck and i figured out it must have been thrown out the window and so then finally when we got there after like 3 to 5 hours of driving he takes out a key and inside theres like a huge ass dancefloor like it looks like its supposed to be a living room but its just a huge dancefloor thats like half trashed like theres bottles in the corners and stuff but still a load of room for people to dance and stuff right?? and like in the foyer it just opens to the whole dancefloor and theres like stairs as soon as you walk in though. and theres like no furniture in the whole house or kitchen or anything just one couch and then i scream cus like a bunch of people i know online are there like caitlyn and darion and skylar and bryant and dasha and meghan and cordane and like fucking everyone i know online basically even people i dont know at all like captain so uh ya it was p. cool to see like everyone ive ever talked to online was there basically… well not everyone but like everyone i would list as my ‘friend’ i guess and idrk it was really cool… but ya so then all these people come down from the stairs like a ton of people like two hundred or more people ive never seen before?? idk but like a ton and theyre carrying a bat mitzvah poster and its says “happy bat mitzvah” and im like what the fuck whos having a bat mitzvah… whose house is this?? and then like i realize the guy in te very front center is probably heroinman.. and so im like “umm? whos bat mitzvah is it and why are we here?” and hes like “umm well i thought it was someones bat mitzvah??” and im like “um no, im probably the youngest here (forgetting skylar) and im already 13 so uh lmao” and hes like well here u go happy birthday and gave me like a giant ass box with just like drugs GALORE in it and im like fuck ya and then hes all like “lets get this party started!!!” and then ya like everyone started dancing and there was like skrillex and deadmau5 there LOL i dont even like their music but they mostly played like ratatat and rjd2 so it was okay :) and um so then me n landon and some other people idk who tho did like a couple lines of molly and got super coked up and then we danced for like 6 fucking hours it was a lot of fun, there was like a mosh pit and everything and drugs EVERYWHERE then when we were like not AS fucked up but still pretty wired there was like a gazebo outside where they were playing slow songs for people to slow dance to, and i saw like all the couples like ryan and skylar and dasha and matt and darion and bryant were like dramatically slow dancing it was rly funny but caitlyn didnt look to happy about it cus she was in the corner flirtin with this guy i know named sheep who i guess is like a total creep or something from what ive heard but idk and she was like angrily flirting with him lmao it was funny so naturally, being a girl, i made landon slow dance with me but i was so fucked up lmao i couldnt even count the steps to keep rythym so we were basically just stepping on everyones toes including our own LOL but w/e then sheep started making some offensive comment about skylar to ryan and so ryan and sheep started like brawling in the middle of the floor it was rly funny but ya and then i was totally exhausted so me and landon and meghan and cordane went into like the woods behind the house and there was this whole like boho hut thing that was totally cool cus like no one was there except for us and then we smokes a joint and i fell asleep in the dream and heard my dad knock on the door and realized the whole fucking thing was a dream and i died the end im writing this from hell’s wifi :) good for u if u read this whole thing i feel so sorry for u, you must really be bored lmao
god i feel like shit now though and im writing this on the bus sighs i shouldve skipped today ughghghg o well whoopzZZ
I’m not like the other girls. In some ways. In other ways, I’m fairly similar to other girls. I guess life is just like that sometimes.
I stole this kid’s neopets account and when I checked my email I find this
how about u give gloria’s account back now bitch
god what a bitch
